planet yogurt

tonight i spent the evening working at the good ole' 

planet yogurt.

what more could one want in life but a planet of frozen yogurt?

...yeah i can think of a few things, too.

as i was slaving away (i know, it sounds easy, but it can be high intensity..at times)

i thought to myself,"i could be making MORE money babysitting right now. more money for less work."

gosh, if i could spend the rest of my life with a career in babysitting

for all of you thinking...well duh, be a mom:

...and get PAID for it

i'd be set.

instead,

this is what i got to deal with tonight.

on not one, but TWO separate instances,

i had something like this occur.

#1: nineteen year old guy

 (he was probably in his mid twenties, but because he was wearing one of those hideous Ed Hardy size Small t-shirt, we're saying his nineteen).

anyways, he comes STORMING into the store with this glazed over look on his face. and he goes,

"bathroom. where's your bathroom!?"

i just point behind me.

he goes in.

comes out.

doesn't make eye contact.

and runs out.

weird.

but i kept working.

an hour later,

an older woman with a candy-cane REAL cane

comes hobbling over and goes

"can i use your bathroom?"

so i smiled and showed her where it was.

well she was in there for a very long time.
i kept thinking,
"should i knock on the door?"
"is she okay?"
"ummm.....but really?"


finally,
she came hobbling out.
and left.

mind you,

both customers did not buy yogurt. 

they came primarily to use the restroom.

thinking nothing of it,

i keep working.

until it's time to close.

and i went to take out the trash in this bathroom.

i opened the door and about fell over.

NEVER HAVE I EVER HAD SUCH AN URGE TO FREAK OUT AS MUCH AS I DID IN THAT MOMENT.

i could see this from a two year old,

maybe even a six year old.

but a grown adult?

i don't know which one of the two to hold responsible,

but either way.....

HOW DISGUSTING.

sit on the bowl/aim in the bowl.

life moves right along.

....for most people.