my love for the bus is diminishing

this day was just all about the BUS.

i have lots of things to blog about right now.

brynne and i decided we needed to go to the gym.

so i went back to my place to get into some work-out clothes.

ended up falling asleep on my bed.

woke up to brynne snuggling me.

after much talking,

we realized we really didn't feel like going to the gym

after all.

we wanted to go tanning instead.

so i had the brilliant idea to

walk

to the tanning salon.

little did we realize that it was MUCH

further than we thought.

we ran through a grasshopper field.

i really hate grasshoppers.

it's their favorite place here in logan.

they're everywhere.

we ended up getting to the salon.

enjoyed some nice

artificial sun.

as we were leaving,

we realized there was a bus stop right outside the salon.

the bus sounded much nicer than walking home.

we had a play we needed to get to for one of our classes

and at the rate we were walking,

it would have taken us three hours to get home.

so we sat under a tree for twenty minutes waiting for a bus.

we didn't know where in the world it would take us.

but we took a chance with it.

wrong bus.

we ended up at the transit station,

where all the buses meet.

there were about ten buses there,

all of them going to different places.

brynne saw one that said:

"route: specialty hospital."

PERFECT.

we live right next to the hospital.

we were running short on time, so this would mean we would have to do very minimal walking.

so we got on it.

as we were driving,

brynne let me milk a cow and play hair salon

on her iTouch.

 i was so wrapped up in the games that i didn't realize we were driving to SMITHFIELD.

this was not looking good.

it was like a half hour bus ride.

the bus driver announced over the intercom,

"next stop: hospital."

i looked out my window and grabbed brynne.

hospital???!!!!!! no no no no no no no.

we are not ANYWHERE near the hospital.

he pulls over next to this old-folks looking home.

oh....SPECIALTY hospital

i hated brynne in that moment.

wrong bus.

so we had the driver take us back to the transit station.

back to square one.

we then got on the bus that said:

"route: romney stadium."

this one had to be right.

we live right across from the ONE AND ONLY

romney stadium.

i was enjoying my seat,

it was pretty much just brynne and i on the whole bus.

until this obese man came on and out of ALL the many available seats,

he opted on sitting RIGHT next to me.

not even one seat inbetween us,

the one right next to me.

i had had it.

i tried to not laugh.

i tried to not think anything of it.

but then he started making strange noises

and i lost it.

there were 30 other seats!!!!

get me out of this bus.

i looked out the window

and

we started going through neighborhoods,

 i panicked.

luckily,

we ended up in front of our apartment complex.

we would have been home two hours sooner

if we would have walked.

but why would we have walked when we could be

lazy?

i got out of the bus and screamed

"we're hooooooooooomeeee!!!!"

and then fell down the hill.

not kidding.

i slipped down the entire hill.

and four people watched it.

we only had twenty minutes before this dumb play about a

mathematician

started.

so after a brief encounter with the missionaries

and sprinting to my apartment,

we were on our way.

we ran into the theater.

straight to the box office to get our free tickets.

the lady at the counter looks at me and goes,

"here for the play?"

no. i'm here to enjoy all the artwork on the walls.

"yes."

she proceeds to tell me:

"we're sold out."

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.

i tapped my fingers on the counter and nodded many times until i could finally say,

"oh. cool."

so now we have tickets for tomorrow night's showing.

can't wait.

so we went to taco tuesday at cafe rio

instead.

and then worked out at the gym for about ten minutes.

we're really into exercising these days

ahahahahhahahahaha.

also,

for the two of you that made it all the way through this post,

i lose everything.

i have lost so many things since being up here.

for example:

-i have lost a single earring almost every single day.

i have two pairs left, not kidding.

-car keys

-apartment key (every other day)

-my left steve madden boot

(thought i left it at aerobics. started crying...truly...until i found it under my bed)

-debit card

-cell phone charger (still missing)

-face moisturizer (still missing)

-anthropology book...found in my other purse

-my purse

-my wallet

-my pretty little liars book...under brynne's couch

i find them eventually, but it's an annoying habit to always be misplacing things.

that's all for today.

love you all

xoxoxo