topless moms

so this blog is just pretty much updates on what i do everyday.

seeing as i'm a part-time, single parent,

the majority of my posts for the next....oh...about month and a half

will be child-related.

if you don't like children,

i would not even bother reading.

that's just my own personal advice.

anyways.

today i took elle to red butte gardens.

i didn't really know where i was going.....

that turned into the theme of the day.

i thought i was there, so i parked on this hill

and walked all the way up, 

child in tow.

and then i'm like..okay, elle, where to?

she just giggles and goes,

"we're not at the garden!"

.

i see a sign that says,

"garden, this way" (arrow pointing up).

so we walked back down the hill,

got in the car,

and drove to the real garden.

i do feel pretty neat driving this car around all day...

now

fast forward to sitting at the sand pit with a bunch of kids

and their moms.

i had a nice conversation with a woman about her lovely tangerine pants.

i was eyeing them the whole time,

and when she complimented me on my shirt,

i just HAD to find out where she got her wardrobe.

so then we talked malls/shopping for a while.

well, 

during this time on the bench,

this woman comes and sits next to me with a little baby.

i'm thinking, oh how cute is this little baby!

and she goes,

"oh....you're hungry?!"

and lifts up her shirt and starts nursing her baby on the bench..

..with her shirt up the whole time.

you guys, you guys!

i was dying.

please at least put a blanket on you or something.

and then she farted.

no, not the baby. i'm positive it was not the baby.

i was just thinking...please get off my bench.

*topless mom's son is in the red. 

*look at my new mom-friend's pants! to die for.

yours truly,

jasmine